Assignment 21- Ian Schaeffer

Somewhere in this world Tubby Smith is staring intently at a rapidly filling tub of water, slavering at the mouth to clamber in. This man's primordial need to frolic about in soap suds demands that he be playing in a tiny basin of scalding hot water at every waking moment. Yes, he has to coach basketball occasionally. But if I could guarantee one thing in my life, it's that Tubby Smith is giggling like a little girl as he waits to hop in his little pool of H2O. Is he dirty? It's highly unlikely. But he sure as h*** is about to bathe anyway. There are a lot of givens in this world. Is a man eating a cheeseburger somewhere right now? It's probable to say the least. But I can guarantee that Tubby Smith is chomping at the bit to hop in his bathtub. It's 10:00 o'clock on a Sunday night, and my Tubby Smith is about to hop in a bathtub somewhere tenses are tingling. Never have I been more sure of anything in my entire life.