Assignment 21- Tom Polites

It's 12:40 on a Sunday afternoon in Lexington, Kentucky. It's cloudy and cool with a light drizzle coming down, as everyone in the city is mentally preparing themselves for the epic showdown against North Carolina. However, on the other side of the globe, there is a man standing at the base of Mount Everest waiting to begin his ascent to glory. His name is Shia LaBeouf. This deranged man stares up at the 29,000 foot mountain, his ferocious beard keeping his face warm, and truly believes he can accomplish this mountainous feat without any previous training. His own shouts echo in his head. "Just do it!" his mind tells him. He will soon begin the treacherous climb alone, as he has refused assistance from any other party. Will he reach the summit? There is less than a 1 percent chance. Will he ultimately perish on the mountain? Any sane person would say absolutely. But this is Shia LaBeouf we're talking about and if any man can pull of this impossible task, it's Even Stevens.