Assignment 21 - Kassidy Stumbo

At this very moment, somewhere in the universe, there is a very angry Arkansas fan tweeting viciously at Malik Monk. He is definitely overweight and has never touched a basketball in his life. He is sitting on his couch and screaming at Monk "you're not welcome in Arkansas anymore" at the TV.  He is probably crying big alligator tears while doing the "woo pig sooie" chant. He is wondering why Monk chose to come to KY over Arkansas. Now, he is furious that Kentucky is a 2 seed in the NCAA tournament and Arkansas is an 8 seed. He just tweeted Malik Monk again. Now he's tweeting coach cal and accusing him of paying his players. Now, he's calling all his hog buddies so they can complain and cry together. More threats to Malik Monk and his family. More praising Moses Kingsley for his flagrant two foul. Probably talking about how we paid the refs too (even though we won by 17 points).