Assignment 20- Ian Schaeffer

Over the years of my education, I have developed an unmatched ability to procrastinate effectively while maintaining academic success. The fact that I am writing this blog, my fourth successive one, on a Wednesday night is a true paradox. Multiple times I have shivered as I reflected on the fact that someone might be able to describe me as "on top of my work". My main body of work is with unit assignments. The exquisite delay that takes place before I actually finish the work leads to a 24 hour period of non stop work that leaves me exhausted and quite honestly physically damaged. But I cannot and will not stray for the beautiful lifestyle I created. Those who don't religiously practice procrastination cannot understand the rush of ecstasy that follows the shot-clock beating submission of a major assignment. I wouldn't go so far as to say my talents will land me a scholarship or position on a major team, but they are truly an enigma.