Assignment 13 - Catire - Daniel Brewer

When most people think of a cat, they imagine a fat, lazy orange tabby, who wants nothing more out of life than to eat and sleep.  Thus they make great pets and companions.  Especially if you are one of those pesky outdoor types, who like to run and be active, then a cat will help teach you about the finer things in life, like napping on the sofa between movies and a few snacks.  And remember, that cat didn’t bring you that dead mouse as a gift only because he loves you; he dropped in at your feet because he knows you could have never caught it yourself. Better than a dog, cats are the best form of home security, provided the would be intruder has allergies and you can make his eyes water so much he can’t see the any of the good stuff worth stealing. And who wouldn’t want to have a roommate with 6 cats?  Or buy a house from the quintessential little old lady who lived with her cats -- all 56 of them?  Smells great, nothing an Amazon subscription for Febreze and a little Zyrtec won’t fix. And best of all, you have an easy decision about whom to will all of your stuff in case you pass away, because your cat still needs your sofa to nap on.