Assignment 13 - Kassidy Stumbo

Of all the things that exist in the world, Louisville fans have to be one of my very least favorite. It's probably impossible to find a Louisville fan without a mohawk and at least 7 tattoos on his/her neck. It bothers me to no end that they try to compare their school with Kentucky. Are they serious? Are they just dumb? In the wise words of Coach Cal - "they went to Louisville, they don't read." He's right! My hate for Louisville ALMOST overshadows my love for the state of Kentucky as a whole. Therefore, I came up with a solution. Sell Louisville and all of its inhabitants to Indiana. It really would be easy. I'm sure Indiana (also a horrid place) would love to add Louisville to their land of odd people. The citizens of Louisville would fit right in. Any other UofL fan living in the commonwealth of KY will be immediately relocated to Indiana's newest city. Although I've tried to think of more solutions to ease my hatred for the cardinals, this is the only thing I can think of. I think that the majority of Kentuckians would agree with me.