How to be unappealing and ugly.
Step 1 : Wear a lot of makeup. You want to wear a lot of makeup, so that you start looking like a clown and almost like a baboons butt.
Step 2: Develop a bad skin care routine that doesn't works for you. You want your face and the rest of your skin to be very gross and almost reptile like. So doing things like putting dirt all over your body and showering with your own urine should do this.
Step 3 : Eat terrible. You want to eat only junk food, and food that will give you high cholesterol.
Step 4: Drink anything but water. Juice, Alcohol, Pee, things like this you should be drinking.
Step 5 : Don't Exercise. Be a couch potato and try to be as fat as possible.
Step 6: Get little to no sleep. The less sleep you have the more gross you will look. You will eventually look like a groggy old person that no one likes.
Step 7: Try to use a lot heat on your hair. The more heat you use on your hair the more dried out and gross it will be which will make you look more and more gross.
Step 8: Develop a negative attitude. Try to be as much as a pessimist as possible, the more negative you're the more people will try to ignore you and not want your company.
Step 9: Be anything but yourself. People don't other people who aren't themselves and find it to be very unattractive.
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