Assignment 12- Ian Schaeffer

I am a grain of dust. A measly little brown particle with no capacity for movement or speech. My life is in the hands of tiny little air currents that sweep around me and turn my world into a whirlwind of chaos. My favorite season is summer, because the air is still and stuffy, perfect for an obnoxious organism like me to piss humans off by being my normal dusty self. My favorite activity is joining together with my buddies to claw my way into human's eyes and temporarily ruin their lives. Since literally nothing of actual significance happens in my idiotic, waste of a life, or in the life of any grain of dust really, I choose to be as annoying as possible. Sometimes I can't jump my way into the jelly whites of people's eyes, so I just fly up into the air and create vision problems instead! Anyways, at one point I will break down into nothingness and my miserable, purposeless life will come to an unexciting close!