Thursday, December 1, 2016

Assignment 13- Khalid Browne

Hey we are DC comics and we like to make so many of the same movies, so we can settle on a shitty one and finally make justice league. Oh and you know all those TV shows with the flash, green arrow, super girl, and all those major superheroes that are major parts to the justice league. Forget about them, because we are going to replace them with actors you're not familiar with which will make justice league not as fun. Also we will make connections between Superman V Batman to a video game so all you DC comic fans, who do nothing for a living, can talk about how you predicted that and you know whats going to happen in the next movie, that we will also make shitty. Ryan Reynolds played one role as the Green Lantern, which we also made bad, so we are sorry, and left to the MCU. Then we redeem ourselves with a decent Superman V Batman movie. But if you leave us to go to a better franchise (MCU), we will probably still continue to make bad movies. So don't leave us please. Even though MCU already did there superhero team up twice already and now we are trying to do a last minute abomination, that we ourselves don't know will be good. But since its our first team up you guys will tolerate and pretend to like it.  Oh and we will also take away some of your favorite characters and change their whole persona, just because. So we will try our best to go away from the original comics and make a whole new story, because why not. Starring Super-Not Dead- man (Superman/ Henry Cavil),  Daredevil (Batman/Ben Affleck), Fast and Furious Girl (Wonder Woman/Gal Gadot),  Peter Parker (The Flash/ Ezra Miller), Mermaid Man  ( Aqua man/Jason Momoa), and random black guy(Cyborg/Ray Fisher). You know we don't care, when we hiring an actor who’s only been in one movie. Justice League.

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