Assignment 12-Sara Ueland

My bed is my favorite inanimate item. It is a sacred place for relaxing and winding down that welcomes me unconditionally. I am very OCD about my bed and do not allow anyone to sit or touch it other than myself. A day in my bed’s shoes would be half boring but half riveting. I always treat my bed with kindness and respect because it means the world to me and I will not let any harm come to it. My bed has seen good days and bad days. A typical good day consists of a long yearning wait until I return to my rightful place. Although it seems like a long time not being blesses by my presence, the 4-7 hours it gets to spend with me are magnificently worth it. With this being said, life isn’t always peachy keen. My bed has suffered through some rough experiences including a nice wetting of the bed from my cousin Andrew, months of Jevic’s musk and lack of hygiene, and millions and millions of cat and dog hair. Through all of these bumpy roads, my bed always finds the positives in life and looks at it as an opportunity to make more connections and find the silver lining.